DoS jokes
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Memes
Touhou meme idk
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!