What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
