Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
DoS Jokes
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
