DoS jokes
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! đ
Memes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
Thatâs because the majority of them donât know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctorâs office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, âDoc, what should I do? My arm is broken!â
The doctor then looks at him and says, âHave you tried icing?â
Whatâs the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Do y'all love God?
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!