DoS jokes

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING.

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.

What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

A VELOCI-RAPPER!

How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?

He drops the beet.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

Unemployed.

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

Do y'all love God?

Why do jeans always compliment your booty?

Because they’ve got your back!

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

What kind of tests do rappers always pass?

Sound checks!

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!