DoS jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Memes
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎