DoS jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Memes
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.