How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
DoS Jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. π
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
