What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
DoS Jokes
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
