DoS jokes
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
Memes
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.