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What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
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What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
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What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
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What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.