DoS jokes
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Memes
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.