Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! đ
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because theyâre always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
Thatâs because the majority of them donât know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctorâs office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, âDoc, what should I do? My arm is broken!â
The doctor then looks at him and says, âHave you tried icing?â
Whatâs the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
What do you call a rapper who canât rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a rapper who canât rhyme?
Unemployed.
Do y'all love God?
