If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why do I have a fat mom?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
