DoS jokes
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Memes
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.