DoS jokes
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Memes
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣