DoS jokes
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Memes
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!