DoS jokes
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Memes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!