DoS jokes
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Memes
Random post #2
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.