DoS jokes
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Memes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.