What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
