What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
DoS Jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
