DoS jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...