DoS jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Memes
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."