DoS jokes
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Memes
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.