My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
DoS Jokes
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
