DoS jokes
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Memes
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.