DoS jokes
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call an autistic daughter?
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Memes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?