DoS jokes
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Memes
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
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