DoS jokes

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

SUBSCRIBE!!!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.

What do retarded cops give tickets for?

Going over 45 in a potato zone.

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.

The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."

The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."

The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."

The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."

The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."

The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."

The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."

Woman do have rights!

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What do plus a nut and a pee make?

Pee-nuts.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.