DoS jokes
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Memes
Woman do have rights!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.