Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starts, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus, you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
How do you poop?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
