DoS jokes
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Memes
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!