DoS jokes

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?

A selfie.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Seasoning.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.