You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
DoS Jokes
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
