DoS jokes

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"

Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.