DoS jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Memes
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."