Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
