DoS jokes
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Memes
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.