DoS jokes
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Memes
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.