A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
DoS Jokes
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
