DoS jokes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Memes
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.