How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
DoS Jokes
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Woman do have rights!
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
