DoS jokes

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

What phone do orphans have?

An iPhone 10R.

What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.