DoS jokes
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Memes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
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