DoS Jokes

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

How do you fit a baby in a glass?

A blender.

How do you get it out?

Explosives!

How do you confuse a ginger?

Throw a cross at them.

What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?

Cock flavor.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lickalotofpuss.

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Why do cheetahs run?

Why not?

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”