DoS jokes
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Memes
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.