DoS jokes
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
Memes
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?