DoS jokes
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Memes
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do you make an idiot say how?
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."