DoS jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Memes
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.