DoS jokes
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Memes
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."