DoS jokes
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Memes
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.