DoS jokes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Memes
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do you call a room with no doors?