DoS jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Memes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.