What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
