DoS jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Memes
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.