What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
DoS Jokes
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
