DoS jokes
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Memes
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.