DoS jokes
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Memes
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!