Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
DoS Jokes
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
