DoS jokes
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Memes
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!