DoS jokes
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Memes
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Alya, do you have Discord?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!