DoS jokes
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Memes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.