DoS jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Memes
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.