DoS jokes
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Memes
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
I didn’t do that.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.