DoS jokes
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Memes
You pecan do it!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.