DoS jokes
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽