DoS jokes
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Memes
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
You pecan do it!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!