DoS

DoS jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?

A family photo.

Hairline

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Vest

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Memes

Ginger

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

Bear

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Ball

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Cheetah

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Grass

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Golfer

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Netflix

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?