DoS jokes
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Memes
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What do you read on Halloween?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!