- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
