DoS jokes
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Alya, do you have Discord?
Memes
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.