DoS jokes
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Memes
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.