DoS

DoS jokes

Twin Towers

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?

A family photo.

Hairline

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Vest

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Ginger

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

Bear

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Ball

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Cheetah

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Grass

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Golfer

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