DoS jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Memes
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
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