DoS jokes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Memes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...