What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.