1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
DoS Jokes
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
