DoS jokes
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Memes
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Do nut get in my way.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.