DoS jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Memes
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!