DoS jokes
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Memes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.