Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
DoS Jokes
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What do you read on Halloween?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
