DoS jokes
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Memes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.