DoS jokes
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Memes
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.