I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
DoS Jokes
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
