DoS jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Memes
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.