Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
DoS Jokes
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Do nut get in my way.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
