I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
DoS Jokes
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
I didn’t do that.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
