DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Memes
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.