DoS jokes
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Memes
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.