DoS jokes
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.