DoS jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Memes
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!