How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Do nut get in my way.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Alya, do you have Discord?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
