DoS jokes
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Memes
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.