DoS jokes
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Memes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.