What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
DoS Jokes
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
