Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
DoS Jokes
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
