DoS jokes
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Memes
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.