DoS jokes
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Memes
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.