DoS jokes
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Memes
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.