DoS jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.