Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
DoS Jokes
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
