DoS jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Memes
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽