What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
DoS Jokes
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
