DoS jokes
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Memes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?