DoS jokes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Memes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!