DoS jokes
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Memes
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!