DoS jokes
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Memes
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Just do it.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.