DoS jokes
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Memes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.