Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
DoS Jokes
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
