DoS jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Memes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.