DoS jokes
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Memes
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.