DoS jokes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.