DoS jokes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.