DoS jokes
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Memes
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."