DoS jokes
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Memes
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.