DoS jokes
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Memes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."