DoS jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Memes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.