DoS jokes
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Memes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.